I sent you an email, why didn’t you answer it?
There could be several reasons:
* Your contact information was not typed in correctly.
* I do not respond to emails that are disrespectful, explicit, ask about donations, ask about services, or ask anything covered on my website.
* Your contact information was not typed in correctly.
* I do not respond to emails that are disrespectful, explicit, ask about donations, ask about services, or ask anything covered on my website.
Why do you not post your phone number?
I run a home based business and cannot have the phone ringing too much when I am contracted out.
If you would rather talk to me before the screening process to see if we will be a good match, please email me indicating so with a courteous and sincere message about yourself, your phone number, and good times to call.
Once you pass screening, you will give given my private unpublished number.
If you would rather talk to me before the screening process to see if we will be a good match, please email me indicating so with a courteous and sincere message about yourself, your phone number, and good times to call.
Once you pass screening, you will give given my private unpublished number.
What if I need to cancel?
When you schedule an appointment with me I set aside time to prepare and enjoy our appointment. That is time that I reserve just for you and exclude other people from scheduling. When you cancel, it affects my livelihood.
I understand that sometimes shit happens and there’s nothing you can do about it, but if you cancel twice you most likely will not get a the chance for another appointment with me.
If I have any cost incurred, I will ask you to reimburse me.
If you are intoxicated (more than 2 drinks) or under the influence of heavy drugs, I retain the right to refuse service with full fee retained.
I understand that sometimes shit happens and there’s nothing you can do about it, but if you cancel twice you most likely will not get a the chance for another appointment with me.
If I have any cost incurred, I will ask you to reimburse me.
If you are intoxicated (more than 2 drinks) or under the influence of heavy drugs, I retain the right to refuse service with full fee retained.
Donations?
Cash. Never discuss it with me. As soon as you arrive, excuse yourself to bathroom and place your donation there (in unsealed envelope) . If you need freshening, you are more than welcome to take a shower. I will have mouthwash and a toothbrush ready if needed. After you are finished, I will powder my nose.
Do you really laugh when you xxx?
Yes, I have always done this from my very first time – heck I thought everyone did it :) I love to laugh and love to xxx, so to me it just seems very natural. I know some find it alarming or some even think I am laughing at them – which I am not. At least you will never guess if you are doing a good job or not.
Oh, by the way, I have a hair trigger and as long as we are clicking, I laugh a lot!
I do not “fake it”. I learned early on in life that I am not a good actress :) Plus if I fake it, then you won’t know what really turns me on and what doesn’t.
Oh, by the way, I have a hair trigger and as long as we are clicking, I laugh a lot!
I do not “fake it”. I learned early on in life that I am not a good actress :) Plus if I fake it, then you won’t know what really turns me on and what doesn’t.
Do you see…?
Age, height, weight, religion, marital status, ethnicity is not a deciding factor on whether we would be a good fit or not – chemistry between us is
Can I take your picture or video record?
Yes and No:
* Photos may be taken and immediately downloaded to my computer by me and erased from your camera. An additional 50 fee will be collected from you upfront. At my discretion, I will send you photos of the session.
* No video recording ever.
* Photos may be taken and immediately downloaded to my computer by me and erased from your camera. An additional 50 fee will be collected from you upfront. At my discretion, I will send you photos of the session.
* No video recording ever.
Can you wear perfume?
I normally do not wear perfume as it leaves a lingering scent on you. If you wish for me to, please advise. Since perfume remains on me for about 24 hours, I request an additional 200 for this request.
Do you have 1/2 hour or hour rates?
For our first visit, the minimum time is 90 and if you choose to stay for less time - that is your choice. For regular clients, I would be more than willing to work something out.
